literature

Rapunzel, Rapunzel

Deviation Actions

insanedoodler's avatar
Published:
139 Views

Literature Text

He starts by wooing his lady,
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Please wash your hair.
It smells all greasy and snows all year!
Your hairs gone brown instead of blonde.
How can you go without shampoo for so long?
I know that you're stuck in that tower,
But please would you take a shower!
I'm sure it's fitted so you can live your life.
Until you wash, you won't be my wife.
I hope the witch isn't that mean.
I'm sure she wants you to be clean.
I've heard she's lost her sense off smell.
Soon my senses will go as well.
The people and I ask you this,
We're sure a bath doesn't deserve a miss.
You're smell travels two towns away.
Hundreds of people faint a day"

Then she replies to him
"Oh Prince, Sweet Prince,
My name is Finch.
And browns my natural colour.
Now listen to these words fine caller.
Rapunzel's moved two towers down.
Prince there is no need to frown.
Just keep the honesty up,
and you'll get her love."
Twist on "Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your long hair"
© 2009 - 2024 insanedoodler
Comments0
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In